Print your own filament! (Humorous)

NEVER run out of 3D printing filament, with this design!

Note:  This model contains 3mm filament.  For 1.75mm filament, simply scale the model by 58.3333%

UPDATE (7-21-2016):  It has been brought to my attention by Pinshape staff that there have been complaints about this design.  Therefore, I must let you in on the secret:  PRINTING THIS OBJECT WILL NOT GIVE YOU FREE FILAMENT.  I uploaded this file as a humorous oddity... however, there are people who obviously expected some sort of magic to happen.  That is not the case, my friends, and I thought that it would be quite apparent to everyone.  All apologies to anyone who wasted a roll of filament trying to print this with hopes of recycling it back through your 3D printer.   :)