Weaponized Bacon

A couple coworkers recently came to me with the claim that the CIA has been covertly eliminating public figures using a "heart attack dart", and that a number of recent high profile "natural" deaths were in fact government assassinations. I countered with the fact that bacon has been known to cause heart attacks, and seemed much more likely to be the culprit than 007 busting in your window with a spy gun.

I was called "close-minded", and one person said something along the lines of: "In the age of 3D printing, where a person can make anything, how can we know what's really going on?"

A few days later, I sent them all a picture of my completed "Bacon Dart"; claiming it was fired at me by an unknown assailant, and that I may be marked for elimination. Even weeks later, the very mention of the "weapon" still puts everyone into tears laughing, and the object itself has obtained a somewhat legendary status.

I humbly submit it here, in case anyone else is looking for a laugh.

The model is a mashup of Myles Corbett's excellent V2 Rocket and Bacon and Eggs by Sharon Brackett. I'd like to especially thank Sharon for very graciously waiving the "NonCommercial" clause on "Bacon and Eggs" to match the CC-BY-SA license of "V2 Rocket".